The best heavyweight T-shirts, measured by sheer beefiness

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The Bear Pick

Carmy's got great taste in T-shirts. We should note that this is just one of the tees he wears in The Bear (unsurprisingly, the other one makes a cameo immediately below), but it merits inclusion here for reasons beyond its buzzy silver screen pedigree. Merz b. Schwanen makes its tees on ultra-rare loopwheel knitting machines that lend the fabric a dreamy drape and an incredibly dense, inexplicably soft feel. (They're known to shrink a solid amount, so you might want to size up.) It's one of the best slim-fitting tees out there, but if you're looking for a version that's slightly more relaxed, keep scrolling.